If Programming Language were Humans

Taken from here and nixCraft page (click there to see larger text).

  • Python: my formatting is my syntax!
  • Javascript: I'm technically functional
  • PHP: can I GET guys anything?
  • Haskell: (lambda x.x am pure)(i)
  • C/C++: If you're not allocating memory, you're not living!
  • C#: I am nothing like my father.
  • Erlang: Destroy one of my processes and I will only grow stronger
  • Elixir: I Draw my Eldritch Power From all my process-chans
  • Rust: I'll be designated driver tonight!
    Programmer: we know
    Rust: Don't talk while eatingyou could choke and die haha
  • Fortran: I am unparalled in numerical ^ scientific computation!
  • Matlab: Come with me if you want to research
  • Lua: I'll take things from here
  • Lisp Dialects: Trust in the recursion
    Racket: learning is fun

Ah there are some updates!


Redis GUI

Redis is one of full featured in-memory database with optional persistence and replication. Redis support 5 kind of data types: key-value (SET, GET), hashtable (HSET, HGET), linkedlist (L/RPUSH, L/RPOP), sets (SADD, SREM) and sorted/scored-sets (ZADD, ZREM).

Looking for GUI for redis? Thy these apps, from the best to the least:

Redis React

Built using Mono + ReactJS. Just download and Run (install Mono first if you are using Linux).

Redis Desktop Manager

Built using C++ and Qt5.

yaourt --needed --noconfirm -S --force redis-desktop-manager


A fork of FastoNoSql, I don't know what this one built with, since the github repository doesn't have the source.

Redis Commander

Built using NodeJS

sudo npm install -g redis-commander


Built using Python2 and Flask Framework. Just clone the repository, install its dependencies and run.

Btw, happy new year :3